American accent!

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Hope you will enjoy this wit....
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An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window- shopping in Delhi .
Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment.
She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside
and asks in a very American accent to Santa Singh the owner,
'Wot's the tyme?'
Santa is a very patriotic man and hates Desis / Indians who put on a foreign accent.
He replies in the same American accent, 'Bra-panties.'
Confused the lady asks again,
'No! No! Wot's DA tyme?'
Santa again answers back, in the same accent, 'Bra-panties.'
Seeing the confusion between the two, another Sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says,
'O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye?
! Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!!'
The angry Santa Singh shouts back at him,
'Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu- barah payntis (12.35).
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"bharatheeyan/santhosham"